October 6th – Who The Heck Is In Control?

Was the Emmental Dictator’s reign ephemeral? Is he even sick? Is Dennis still his friend?

A recent documentary stated, “His whole body is drenched in sweat, but he does not stop working hard, instead showing concern for the health of the other workers.”

Maybe some of the imported cheese he didn’t eat is going to the thousands of starving North Koreans.