What the bang dang diddly is goin on?
Thursday, February 28, 2008
There is the notion that i sit beside something desolate. I am content. Thank You.
Friday, February 15, 2008
LAWS OF INEVITABILITY
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF PROBABILITY
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
LAW OF THE BATH
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF THE THEATER
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW OF LOCATION
No matter where you go, there you are.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Thanks to Orsm.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
I went out tonight for the first time in a long minute. Nothing special. A bunch of drunken idiots getting even drunker with each catalystic moment. Each action causes a reaction, and it is clearly evident in inebriated people. They lose consciouness, stumble, and talk out their ass. However, I am talking out of my ass right now, and it smells good. I am not saying my isht does not stink, but I had a clear mind and realized the real from fake. The world is made up more of consumeristic propaganda. Where are peoples minds? ON THE GROUND, not in the clouds. They think keeping ten toes deep is all it takes. Well there is more to life than simple bliss and moments. Live in the epiphany of life and take it in for all its worth. Everyday for me is as random as they come. Never a dull moment. MOre and more I notice what people listen to really affects them. They take it to heart and dwell on it. Write a song about it. Go off on a personal tangent. A line is just that it keeps going. I am searching for the infinite. I do not think I will find it in this mundane world. Where is my sin(sign), blurred by the cosine. Mathematics is just another mental block that keeps us from achieving our goals. Education is the answer, but not regulated, stimulated to be exact. Read what I write or get off my blog. It does not take me long to write something like this. It comes out of my cerebral as a stint, but does not stunt my growth as an individual. I hope anyone who reads this gets a clue into the real world. IT is not glamour and fame. It is more struggle and pain. Live it to the fullest. Work the hardest. Meak and plain, not my thing. Move on and break the plain. That is all for today. Sorry I didnt know it was so late. Goodnight. May peace be with you. One Love Muttly.