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Monday, June 15, 2015

"Creation Vs. Evolution" Debate Goes On

 Seems the scientists figured out how to create life. 

So they declared there was no more reason for God. 

God listened to their logical and reasoned argument then proposed a little 

demonstration before he went away. 


Upon the day, God appeared and was permitted to go first. 

So he shaped up some dirt and breathed life into it. 

Behold, a handsome man. 

Then the scientists' turn came. They wheeled in a large machine and spent a bit of time 

tinkering with the set up. 

Finally, a scientist grabbed a shovel to load some dirt into the machine. 

At this point, God said, "Whoa, hold on a minute."


"Get your own dirt."

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